itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

noceoh:

the best thing about the internet is that you can talk to people and have no pants on at the same time

(Source: aloeoe)

When someone calls me attractive

(Source: josholdridge)

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

foreveralone-lyguy:

thelogicalartist:

foreveralone-lyguy:

what did people do before the internet

There was an ancient ritual where they would physically and socially interact

that doesn’t sound very fun

180mph:

genetics is a fucked up and unfair game

notahoe:

hating yourself drains all of your energy it’s literally exhausting 

remusandthelupins:

hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed

(Source: skeet-ball)